Day 2: I puked.

Okay. I walked into this knowing I was going to get my ass handed to me. I am fully aware as to my 'out of shape'-ness. My bike has been out of commission for longer then I care to talk about and my "happy weight" hasn't been making me happy. The literal thought process for working out was, "Being a super awesome baker is great, having a bakers bod is not great". Kelly told me some of her friends where doing the this insane work out (tip of the hat to y'all) and we were both suddenly inspired after reading their blog. Then Kelly told me it was not only a "insane workout" but it was called the Insanity Workout. I figured the name was a marketing tool used to convince middle america suburban housewives to buy yet another set of DVD's promising to get you fit and help you lose weight in X amount of time. I WAS WRONG.

SHAUNT made me unable to speak during yesterday's fit test. I had to rest multiple times and decided I do not care for Tanya (I think shes fake). Also, you should know, I have about zero upper body strength. Please keep that in mind as you read on. I did as many as I could of everything and got a little light headed more then twice. After the fit test I was not only exhausted but my attempt to eat the dinner that Steph (one of our roommates) made was laughable at best. Everything tasted far more spicy then it should have. The rest of the evening was spent complaining (yes, complaining) and eating a soy yogurt with vita-mineral green in it (not a whole lot, don't be silly).

After yesterdays fit test I put off the work out for as long as I could. I have to say, if Kelly wasn't here being a bright ray of sunshine, it wouldn't have gotten done at all. The crafting and Blink182 sing-a-long would have continued on for hours to come. When we started the routine I was thinking, "this is good. this is going good"..... about 20 minutes later I puked. I had to stop multiple times due to being light headed and I did everything I could to came back for more. Why? ShaunT believes in me, duh. The last set pretty much didn't get done, being honest and at full discretion. My main goal after puking was to finish as much as I could or at least not just sit down and give up. NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER. Right? Right. Once we were done I sat on the floor and uttered a phrase I am sure will be my winter catch phrase. It is, and I quote, "ShaunT is the devil incarnate". I am sure I will say it again as the 60 days continue. Kelly says ShuanT is our pal. Again, if Kelly wasn't here being a literal rainbow for this parade, I would have probably quit. Scratch that, I would definitely quit. Kelly, I love you.... Im not convinced of ShaunT yet..... we'll see.

Right this moment my calves are super super tight (making walking look hilarious), my abs ache and my lower back is.... I dont know... doing something it isn't used to doing.

GOALS:
1) not to puke the next time we do the plymoetrics set
2) figure out how to stay motivated over christmas when Kelly isnt around to say "when are we getting insane?"

NOTES:
1) 2 hours is not nearly enough time after eating for me to do a work out. work out and then eat..... or eat lightly.
2) stretch out calves tomorrow before getting insane.

Also, I dont know how to set up the cute little chart like Kelly did but I want to put my measurements up to keep track of them.
Bust : 40"
Waist: 35"
Hips 40"
Left Thigh: 24"
Right Thigh: 24"
Left Bicep: 13"
Right Bicep: 13.5"

we are getting a scale tomorrow. so we will be 2 days behind on the weigh in's. WHOOPS.
<3<3 keep getting insane and use candy cane lotion after a warm shower <3<3

- Zombie Jenn